Author: Valéria Oliveira
Coca Cola…!
Teacher ; Johnny, what is the chemical formula for water?
Johnny ; H I J K L M N O.
Teacher ; What are you talking about?
Johnny ; Yesterday you said ; H to O !!
Some People have Mysterious Ability of Communication !!
They listen Half !
Understand Quarter !
And Tell Double !
I couldn’t eat breakfast because I was thinking about you,
I couldn’t eat lunch because I was thinking about you,
I couldn’t eat dinner because I was thinking about you,
Now I can’t sleep because I am hungry !!
Foy 1 – L9
Little Johnny’s father said; let me see your report card.
Johnny replied; I don’t have it.
Father asked; Why not?
My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents !!
The math teacher saw that David wasn’t paying attention in class.
She called on him and said; David !
What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?
David quickly replied ;
NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!
What is a Calorie?
Calories are the little Bastards that get into your
wardrobe at night and Sew your Clothes Tighter !
My Closet is Infested with these Little Sh*ts
WOMAN has MAN in it.
FEMALE has MALE in it.
SHE has HE in it.
MADAM has ADAM in it,
No Wonder Women always want to Run Away
From Men !!







