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I couldn’t eat breakfast because I was thinking about you,

I couldn’t eat lunch because I was thinking about you,

I couldn’t eat dinner because I was thinking about you,

Now I can’t sleep because I am hungry !!

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Foy 1 – L9

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Little Johnny’s father said; let me see your report card.

Johnny replied; I don’t have it.

Father asked; Why not?

My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents !!

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The math teacher saw that David wasn’t paying attention in class.

She called on him and said; David !
What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?

David quickly replied ;
NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!

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What is a Calorie?

Calories are the little Bastards that get into your
wardrobe at night and Sew your Clothes Tighter !

My Closet is Infested with these Little Sh*ts

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