The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2015 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 340 times in 2015. If it were a cable car, it would take about 6 trips to carry that many people.
Mother to her little Donna: At your birthday party
you’ll have a cake with 5 candles,
little Donna: I know mommy, but I want 5 cakes with a candle !!
Little girl: Mom, I am home sick.
Mom: But you are in home now.
Little girl: I am sick of my home.
Mr Wang Okoyama was staying in a Hotel in New York,
He called room service and said: please hurry I need pepper !
Attendant asked: Black ! Red pepper or chilli pepper ?
Mr Wang Okoyama yelled: Toilette pepper !!
A teacher told her class to write the longest sentence they
could compose.
Little johnny wrote, Imprisonment for life !!
Teacher; What is a Synonym?
Little Hedy; A Synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the other one !!
Boy; My Father’s name is Laughing and my Mother’s name is Smiling.
Teacher; You must be Kidding?
Boy; No, that’s my brother. I am Joking !!
5 things makes a perfect wife
Mature
Understanding
Tender
Elegant
The parents returned home later than usual and were worried the sitter
would be upset. She responded,
Don’t apologize! If those monsters were my kids, I wouldn’t want to
come home either !
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English Classes/ Clases de Español 