When a woman says “What?”
It’s not because she didn’t hear you !
She’s just giving you a chance to change what you said !!
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Wikipedia; I know everything!
Google; I have everything!
Facebook; I know everybody!
Internet; Without me, you are all nothing!
Electricity; Keep talking b!ches !!
Tom was furious when his steak arrived too rare.
Waiter, he shouted, Didn’t you hear me say well done?
I can’t thank you enough, sir, replied the waiter.
I hardly ever get a compliment !!
A small boy asked his dad, what is sex ?
Dad got stunned by such a question ,but still he explained
every thing to his son.
Son : Oh my God ! How can I write all that in this small
box in the admission form !!
Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving.
Cop;Sir have you been drinking?
Man; No.
Cop; Papers.
Man; Scissors, I win !!
Serena was talking to her friend Dorothy about her weight issues.
I make it a point to keep away from anything that makes me fat,
She said Weighing scales and mirrors, are some examples !!
I was passing a shop in small town California,
and noticed this on the front door;
“PUSH”
“PULL” ,if you can’t push !
If you can’t push or pull, we’re “CLOSED” !
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Teens Dilemma …
If I sleep too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
Any Idea ‘HELP’ ! ! !
Occupations
If a barber makes a mistake,
It’s a NEW STYLE…
If a driver makes a mistake,
It is a NEW PATH…
If a engineer makes a mistake,
It is a NEW VENTURE…
If parents makes a mistake,
It is a NEW GENERATION …
If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a NEW LAW…
If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a INVENTION…
If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a NEW FASHION…
If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a NEW THEORY…
If our boss makes a mistake,
It is a NEW IDEA…
But…. But…. But…
If a husband makes a mistake,
It is a NUCLEAR WAR !!!
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