Humorous Dispassionate

A camper was stopped by a Game Warden in Michigan as
she was returning to her campsite with a bucket full of still
alive fish.

Do you have a license to catch those fish the game
warden asked ;  

No sir. These are my Pet Fish, the woman replied ;

Pet fish? the warden asked.

Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to the lake where I’m
camped and let them swim around for a while. When they hear my
whistle, they jump right back into the bucket and I take them back
to the camp.

That’s a bunch of baloney, the game warden said ;
as he reached for his pad of citations.

The woman looked at the game warden for a moment and then said,
If you don’t believe me, then follow me back to the lake to see how
it works. Still suspicious, but…

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