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Little Johnny’s father said; let me see your report card.

Johnny replied; I don’t have it.

Father asked; Why not?

My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents !!

The math teacher saw that David wasn’t paying attention in class.

She called on him and said; David !
What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?

David quickly replied ;
NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!

What is a Calorie?

Calories are the little Bastards that get into your
wardrobe at night and Sew your Clothes Tighter !

My Closet is Infested with these Little Sh*ts

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WOMAN has MAN in it.

FEMALE has MALE in it.

SHE has HE in it.

MADAM has ADAM in it,

No Wonder Women always want to Run Away
From Men !!

Children,  They’re Not Easy.
But There Has To Be Some Penalty For Sex!!

 

A camper was stopped by a Game Warden in Michigan as
she was returning to her campsite with a bucket full of still
alive fish.

Do you have a license to catch those fish the game
warden asked ;  

No sir. These are my Pet Fish, the woman replied ;

Pet fish? the warden asked.

Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to the lake where I’m
camped and let them swim around for a while. When they hear my
whistle, they jump right back into the bucket and I take them back
to the camp.

That’s a bunch of baloney, the game warden said ;
as he reached for his pad of citations.

The woman looked at the game warden for a moment and then said,
If you don’t believe me, then follow me back to the lake to see how
it works. Still suspicious, but…

If someone says they’ll always be There for You !?
Make sure you find out Exactly Where ;
” THERE ”  is  !?